madonna #2

madonna looks ragged and awful. her overworked body is as dry and tough as a piece of beef jerky. she looks like she's been hanging by her pedicured mules in a smokehouse for, oh, about twenty years. she probably smothers herself in salt and wraps up in a cheese cloth every night. THAT WON'T CURE YOU, MS. NASTY THANG!
gawd, and enough with the goddamned unitards. those 'tards need to morph into dishrags, ASAP.
what happened?

i don't know why she bugs me so much right now.