nebo peklo

pictures from my weekend

andy talking to me on the phone...

just kidding.

nature vs. nurture

madonna

looks like she has been hanging upside down by her toes in some smokehouse..causing her skin to drip off of her body. she is aesthetically unpleasing, as unpleasant as diarrhea. i wish she would retire. she looks like a desperate housewife in a talent show. i try to think of the hot madonna with the unkempt eyebrows and the dark hair. before she went bling. the beautiful Friedlander shots she starred in. i wish her husband would lock her in a tower somewhere. she could do something truly shocking- like realize she can't sing.

damn, i sound like such a Hater.

moonlight feels right

Listen, you soft bellied, shit eatin', cesspool swimmin', butt sniffin', tropical fish wannabe, bass. ya know what rhymes with bass? Class. and you ain't got none.

syncopation time

i want to stress another area of my life out. maybe i could work on not being so goddamned late all the time. maybe i could try to call my out of town BFF's a bit more often. i could let loose a few OCD's. vacuuming twice a day, having to align papers in an exasperatingly linear plane. yeah, let's give this a go. what will happen to all the papers, the dust, the cat dander, the dirty dishes, the unmade clothes. will i make it? more importantly, will the world keep spinning?

fuck this. i'm going to eat some taco bell and watch Girls Next Door for the next hour of my life.

beautiful art

i keep running into beautiful art online....lovely work. tiffany bozic




jonathan weiner

a quickie......

i have a plan to do something like this in memphis.....

http://www.coneyislandshortcakes.com/

and i want to be here right now.

my dream and marcel dzama

maybe my dream was like this.......


or maybe more like this......

speaking of nuns

please take a looksy at this woman's work...

http://www.nienkeklunder.com

mondaze

i head is still foggy from the weekend. i had a dream i lived on a horse farm and i helped my mother breed horses. strange. i had a child, a son, in a large house in the woods. strange. and while i coddled my newborn i proceeded to save a young boys life, who then proceeded to say i was ruining his fun. and i woke up with a stomach ache and could not fall back to sleep. the dream was definitely more involved and colorful than i can recreate for you right now.

my pet

she does her own thing, and i do mine. that's the way we roll.

oh dear, my dear....

i hope he doesn't hate me for this. he despises everything that demands he go bare face. you can see the fire in his eyes.

my favorite look

this woman in some far off euro trash city bought a U.s.A catholic school uniform and made it look fucking sexy....i like it.

i had red hair a few years ago....

sitting in the jardin du luxembourg, waiting for the ice cream man.

my first time

first blog post. testing testing........